Today's "blog everyday in May" challenge is focused on giving advice.
Well you're probably supposed to pick one thing and elaborate.. but there's just too many tips and tidbits to share..
-If you were just in a bathroom stall that doesn't have toilet paper and you see someone walk in after you.. warn a girl.
-Come to realization that when you're looking for that one specific bandeau top to go under your shirt and you have been searching for over an hour.. it's time to give up.
-Always ask for the butter salt at the movie theatre for your popcorn. It's. The. Best.
-Don't watch any of the Paranormal Activity movies if you want to ever sleep again (even with the lights on)
-Laugh at the guy's jokes even when you don't get them (but not that annoying fake laugh where everyone can tell, but that cute little "oh you're just so cute so I'm going to laugh anyway"..kind of laugh
-When nothing goes right.. go left.
-Always bring your own socks when you go bowling.
-(This one is for the youngsters. Take it from me..)
If you try to runaway and want to be successful. Don't leave a note telling your parents what bush you're hiding out in over at the neighbor's yard.
-It's a bad idea to yawn while riding on a motorcycle.
-To the husbands and future husbands.. Never laugh or question your wife's choices. (remember, you were one of them)